October 2011
13 posts
2 things that made waking up worth it:
i was finally able to crossfit after resting from my hamstring strain for 3 days farting on A at the exact time the alarm went off
Oct 26th
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i woke up today thinking it was friday
this happens way too often.
Oct 13th
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i farted all through crossfit this morning
i’m proud to say that was the first time that has happened. 
Oct 12th
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Oct 7th
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i'm going to make bacon for lunch
a plate of bacon. for lunch.  bacon. 
Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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it feels like my coach is breaking up with me
like her reason was she needs to go find herself or something and there will never be closure and i’ll never get over her and no coach will compare to her ever again.  clearly, i had a few tablespoons of drama in my coffee this morning.
Oct 7th
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change sucks
it just really sucks when a person you saw three times a week and talked to either by phone, text, or email every single day is no longer going to be a part of your life anymore. especially when they have changed your life so much. i’m seriously still crying that my coach is no longer going to be at my crossfit box. 
Oct 7th
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syncing up
in the 2 1/2 years we have lived together, A and i have only synced up one time. ONE TIME. i’m always regular so i blame it on her lady parts which aren’t as regular and goddammit i wish we could sync up somehow forever because she is pmsing and i’m not due for a period for a couple of weeks and i just got an email letting me know my 6am crossfit class is now going to get a...
Oct 7th
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It's my last night in Austin :(
tripplenipple: After the most insane brunch at Moonshine earlier this morning, we are finally getting hungry. Last night on 6th street. I plan on giving my liver a run for it’s money. No big deal- our flight doesn’t leave til 11:37. Plenty of recovery time ahead. p.s. i miss you already. 
Oct 7th
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because i'm looking for a new job that i probably...
i need to stop smoking pot for awhile because my current job, my past jobs, and what i’m looking for are all in the social service field and those always drug test. what i’m going to miss the most about smoking is our friday night tradition of getting high and performing dramatic readings of the w4w missed connections.
Oct 7th
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man, 5pm is taking so long to get here. 
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
September 2011
47 posts
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today is annoying
and i woke up with zits all over my face and i’m super bloated which means my period is on it’s way with great timing, considering our wedding reception is saturday. awesome.
Sep 20th
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i had a dream last night that i was making out...
i don’t even know. 
Sep 20th
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ok it stopped raining again
i mean, obviously it’s rick perry’s fault. 
Sep 16th
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it's starting to downpour
but that doesn’t make me take back anything i said about stupid rick perry and his useless pray for rain campaign because fuck, if it HAD worked, it would’ve rained months ago when he started that bunch of malarkey. and it’s the first day of ACL. haha. 
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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i cannot WAIT til we no longer have a roommate
he fixes stuff around the house and is A’s best friend but goddamn he is a fucking slob and every time i clean something in the shared areas it stays clean for about half of a day. he leaves his food wrappers and take out boxes on all of the counters (sometimes he leaves them on the porch! or on top of the printer! or on the couch!) and when he gets a package he leaves the box out and do you...
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
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it rained for like only 20 minutes this morning
i guess rick perry didn’t pray hard enough?
Sep 16th
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jerks ruin everything
and so the cat show is tonight- you haven’t forgotten have you? and of course i find the event on fb and look at who is going and the attending list is filled to the brim with people i hate. thank bale i have edibles. 
Sep 16th
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i forgot one important detail while planning our...
it is next saturday and i have yet to get a dress for the event. A has had hers for 3 months and she knows exactly what jewelry, shoes, and make-up she will be wearing. at this point i’m sure i’ll just end up going in leggings and an over-sized t-shirt. 
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
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Some one is blasting Kings of Leon.
lakebandit: And there is no where in my room that I cannot hear it. this post makes me want to stab my ear drums with hypodermic needles.
Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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the conference call was a joke and my time would’ve been better spent sitting on the toilet.
Sep 14th
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poor planning
i don’t know.  maybe i should’ve waited to take that laxative until after this conference call is over. 
Sep 14th
company round table
it’s in 5 minutes and i hate these meeting so much because people just complain for an hour. on the bright side, though, it means i don’t have to talk with clients and i can just sit with my phone on mute and read the internet. 
Sep 14th
Sep 14th
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and don't fucking hang up on me because i'm not...
i love that freaking doctors don’t understand (hipaa) when i tell them i can’t disclose information about a client with them- it’s like they think because they are a doctor and their patient is using our services, that i can tell them everything that is talked about in our sessions. fuck doctors this morning, man. 
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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already on my 2nd cup of coffee
my sensitive baby hands really dislike doing max rep. pull-ups followed by max rep. kettle bell swings followed by a nice long calorie row. 
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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i am a cheap person
we just got the final bill for our reception and jesus christ the open bar is costing us more than the 4 course menu. i mean, we knew it was going to be this price, but just seeing it after paying for our flowers and hotel room is giving me heart palpitations. i am so glad A’s company reinstated bonuses last year because that has really helped in paying for a big chunk of this.
Sep 13th
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i just want to quit my job
and join the cat show. 
Sep 13th
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the best hangover one can have
is a hash hangover.
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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i just clipped coupons for
gas-x laxatives band-aids i understand how it could be hard to believe that i am an active 28 year old.
Sep 12th
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it's all my fault
i set my alarm so i’d get up and go to crossfit this morning and i turned it off instead of hitting the snooze button. this happens at least every three weeks and while i’m happy i got lots of sleep- it throws my whole day out of whack. i could completely skip crossfit and not make it up but i paid for it and i hate to waste money (and when i do waste it, i feel guilty for days). so...
Sep 9th
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the vacuum starting making this really loud, almost screaming sound? while i was vacuuming up the ten pounds of cat nip all over the floors in the house and just as i sit down for a quick break, the dishwasher starts making some weird noise. i think those are signs that i should never clean again, yes?
Sep 9th
Sep 9th
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i forgot stupid ACL is the same weekend as the cat show which means driving into town is going to be the most horrible time ever. these cats better deliver like they did last time.
Sep 9th
boggle-: natface: filigree: bthny: Just checking in to remind everyone that I still hate pretty much everything except for Bruce Springsteen, tacos, and gin. Also checking in to remind everyone that I hate pretty much everything but David Bowie, sandwiches, and whiskey. The Ramones, pizza, and vodka. Peter Gabriel, cheese, bourbon. cats.
Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
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Sep 8th
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no afternoon delight for me
A has a meeting but is going to try to come home earlier than she usually does.
Sep 8th