- i was finally able to crossfit after resting from my hamstring strain for 3 days
- farting on A at the exact time the alarm went off
this happens way too often.
i’m proud to say that was the first time that has happened.
a plate of bacon.
like her reason was she needs to go find herself or something and there will never be closure and i’ll never get over her and no coach will compare to her ever again.
clearly, i had a few tablespoons of drama in my coffee this morning.
it just really sucks when a person you saw three times a week and talked to either by phone, text, or email every single day is no longer going to be a part of your life anymore. especially when they have changed your life so much. i’m seriously still crying that my coach is no longer going to be at my crossfit box.
in the 2 1/2 years we have lived together, A and i have only synced up one time. ONE TIME. i’m always regular so i blame it on her lady parts which aren’t as regular and goddammit i wish we could sync up somehow forever because she is pmsing and i’m not due for a period for a couple of weeks and i just got an email letting me know my 6am crossfit class is now going to get a new coach and i just cried.
After the most insane brunch at Moonshine earlier this morning, we are finally getting hungry.
Last night on 6th street. I plan on giving my liver a run for it’s money. No big deal- our flight doesn’t leave til 11:37. Plenty of recovery time ahead.
p.s. i miss you already.