2 things that made waking up worth it:

  • i was finally able to crossfit after resting from my hamstring strain for 3 days
  • farting on A at the exact time the alarm went off

i woke up today thinking it was friday

this happens way too often.

i farted all through crossfit this morning

i’m proud to say that was the first time that has happened. 

fflowtan:

themattsmith:

tylercoates:

ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BRAIN TO FUCKING EXPLODE? 

My life is fuller, knowing that this exists.

literally, the best thing in the world.

this is mesmerizing. 

fflowtan:

themattsmith:

tylercoates:

ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BRAIN TO FUCKING EXPLODE? 

My life is fuller, knowing that this exists.

literally, the best thing in the world.

this is mesmerizing. 

(via lorettalove)

i’m going to make bacon for lunch

a plate of bacon.

for lunch. 

bacon. 

awkwardflamingo:

lemdi:

I want to turn my beagle into an elephant.

ATTN: beau

THESE WILL BE GREAT FOR ALL OF MY CATS

(Source: notyrqueer, via awkwardestflamingo)

it feels like my coach is breaking up with me

like her reason was she needs to go find herself or something and there will never be closure and i’ll never get over her and no coach will compare to her ever again. 

clearly, i had a few tablespoons of drama in my coffee this morning.

change sucks

it just really sucks when a person you saw three times a week and talked to either by phone, text, or email every single day is no longer going to be a part of your life anymore. especially when they have changed your life so much. i’m seriously still crying that my coach is no longer going to be at my crossfit box. 

syncing up

in the 2 1/2 years we have lived together, A and i have only synced up one time. ONE TIME. i’m always regular so i blame it on her lady parts which aren’t as regular and goddammit i wish we could sync up somehow forever because she is pmsing and i’m not due for a period for a couple of weeks and i just got an email letting me know my 6am crossfit class is now going to get a new coach and i just cried. 

It’s my last night in Austin :(

tripplenipple:

After the most insane brunch at Moonshine earlier this morning, we are finally getting hungry.

Last night on 6th street. I plan on giving my liver a run for it’s money. No big deal- our flight doesn’t leave til 11:37. Plenty of recovery time ahead.

p.s. i miss you already. 

(Source: titsandhostility)